Author Archives: LayD

The Ladies of “Scrubs” and Morning Sex

Posted on July 31, 2011 by LayD

Morning sex always seemed an alien concept to me. All I ever wanted in the morning was a-cigarette-and-coffee-stat, so it just wasn’t a priority. Still, I never could understand what the objection was or why this was a running joke … Continue reading →

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This morning on Twitter

Posted on July 22, 2011 by LayD

One of my follower/followees said, If you text while I’m talking to you I have the right to grab that phone and throw it. While I agree with this in principle — it is very rude to text while someone … Continue reading →

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I think I just figured something out –

Posted on July 22, 2011 by LayD

I am like God between the Old and New Testaments. No, don’t worry — I’m not the anti-christ.  This isn’t a retake of Lucifer’s rebellion, I just mean in the sense that there are fewer trespasses worthy of MM-induced-hell-on-earth. In … Continue reading →

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The butterpants diaries

Posted on July 21, 2011 by LayD

I am like an evil powerpuff girl — taking over instead of saving the world by bedtime. I don’t know if you know this but it’s tough to do that when you sleep sixteen hours a day… My first attempt … Continue reading →

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Your and You’re

Posted on July 13, 2011 by LayD

There is something that has been bothering me ever since I began accessing the internets and  thus receiving typed messages from everyone I know whether in email, chat or a social networking site. I have noticed a disturbing number of … Continue reading →

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Quick and easy: Lemon/Pepper Shrimp and Angel Hair Pasta w/ Garlic and Basil

Posted on July 12, 2011 by LayD

  : Lemon & Pepper Shrimp w/ Basil Garlic Angel Hair 20 – 25 med raw shrimp 6 oz angel hair pasta 4 cloves garlic, minced 1/4 c olive oil McCormick Zesty Lemon & Pepper seasoning salt 1 tbsp dried … Continue reading →

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TIP

Posted on July 12, 2011 by LayD

When boiling eggs, puncture widest part with a needle before placing in water to prevent cracking.

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That’s it, Walmart!

Posted on July 9, 2011 by LayD

We are through! I never liked you anyway and I only went there because you were selling cheap what others know is worth more. I’m sorta broke still but that’s not enough for me anymore. You’re just bad news. I’ve … Continue reading →

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Posted on July 9, 2011 by LayD

The dichotomy between you as my teacher and you as my monster has perhaps been the most damaging aspect of this experience. Since you were my teacher, I have all of this knowledge which came from you and I even … Continue reading →

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Drift Away

Posted on July 8, 2011 by LayD

Thanks for the joy that you’re giving me. I want you to know I believe in your song — in rhythm and rhyme and harmony. You help me along, making me strong. Oh, give me the beat boys and free … Continue reading →

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